A YouTube channel by the name of Jhofffilms has some tips on how to turn your Christmas tree from a shiny ornamental tower of joy into a metal shrine. Those tips include draping band patches on the tree, wrapping bullets around the tree in place of tinsel, and hanging longsleeve band shirts and a Municipal Waste hat because of course you do, it's metal as fuck.
The video is delivered in a hilarious, deadpan manner and might give you some inspiration to do something a little different this year:
It's not too late to re-decorate for the big day - just make sure you don't scare your family away with your new-found decorations!
