The Barbie doll has basically been the icon of children's toys since the 60's and well before metal music existed, so it's only fair that the doll gets a little bit of a makeover for 2019.
Enter the YouTube channel TEENBARF, who have made a hilarious parody of your typical Barbie commercial with Black Metal Barbie - a Barbie which wears corpse paint, a Bathory shirt and burns churches. The music in the commercial is super-happy which makes the lyrics even funnier:
"Black metal barbie, a Norwegian surprise / Let's go to the forest as the sunlight dies
Rev up the guitar, drums and bass / Scream unholy orations and paint your face
Let Lucifer guide you as you sing your tune / While invoking Satan under the full moon
Black metal Barbie, so cult and so raw / Let's do the windmill as we throw up the claw"
Unfortunately it's not a real thing, so you can't buy one for yourself. It's pretty badass though!
