Satan that pesky all powerful menace seems to pop up in the most peculiar of places.

If you were Satan and you wanted to spread the word of evil across the world how would you do it?

Back in ‘84 as any small satanic enterprise would suggest you gotta start small. First identify your demographic which, in Satan’s case (i’m assuming) is the entire world then secondly, fluently deliver your message(s) of unparalleled terror. You can then sit back, relax and watch the human race tear itself to pieces through fear (Not to be confused with the plot of Batman Begins).

So how did he do it?

Satan seamlessly integrated his Satanic-self into one poor unsuspecting housewife’s beloved toaster. To taunt daily and force her to spread the gospel of hell!

Fuck your water into wine Jesus, ruining breakfast is what really gets 'em.

Did she get rid of the toaster? Find out below.

Well played, Satan. Well played…..

If you’re in the market for a Satanic Toaster please purchase carefully!