It’s that time of year again..

The temperaturegauge is dropping and you are finding it increasingly hard to escape the clutches of your doona in the morning. Your friends don’t want to catch up for a beer after work any more and your dog would rather pee on the carpet than go for a walk. Public transport is no longer a handy convenience, but a battle of wills. The sun sets early, the frost begins to ravage your garden and the beach is but a distant memory.

You are left with two options. Embrace the grim throes of winter or move to a tropical climate.If you don’t have the cash laying around to accomplish the latter, then it is much more economical to listen to Black Metal instead!

That’s right. It’s time to dig your old bullet belt out of the closet, grow out your hair, work on your corpse paint and sharpen your axe! Now kick back and listen to our blackest playlist ever!

MANIACS takes no responsibility for poorly applied corpse paint.